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Published:  October 29, 2007
 
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Slide 1: 精神病人经典笑话
Slide 2: 病人A:「怎么样?这本书写得还不错吧?」 病人B:「太好了!真是旷世巨作。一点废话都没有,简洁 有力。 不过有一个缺点,就是出场人物太多了!」 謢士:「喂!你们两个.....快把电话薄放回去。」
Slide 3: 有一位精神病院的医生问患者︰「如果我把你的一只耳朵割 掉,你会怎么样?」 患者回答︰「那我会听不到。」 医生听了︰「嗯,那很正常。如果我再把你另一只耳朵也割 掉,你会怎么样?」 患者回答︰「那我会看不到。」 医生开始紧张︰「怎么会看不到呢?」 患者回答︰「因为眼镜会掉下来。」
Slide 4: 一个精神病院的护士看到一个病人在写信, 非常好奇,想去 偷瞄,可是病人不给她看。 护士忍不住问︰「给谁写信啊?」 病人回答:「写给我自己啊!」 护士好奇心更盛,心想:「怎会有人写信给自己呢?!」 于是又问:「信写些什么啊?」 病人说:「你神经病啊!!我还没收到信,我怎么会知道! 」
Slide 5: 一个货车司机送货到精神病院,当他卸完货准备回家时。忽然发现有一个轮子爆 胎了。于是他将那个爆掉的车胎拿下来,正准备换上备胎时。一个不小心,将固 定车胎的四个螺帽掉到水沟里了,怎么捡也捡不到。货车司机不知如何是好。 此时,正好有一个精神病患者经过,就问司机怎么了? 司机想,反正也没有别的事可做,于是就把事情经过告诉精神病患者。 精神病患说:「这么简单的问题也解决不了,难怪你只能当货车司机。你只要把 剩下的三个车胎各拆一个螺帽下来,装到第四个车胎上,然后开到最近的修车厂 ,补上剩下的螺帽就可以了。」 货车司机敬佩之余,不禁开口问道:「你这么聪明,为什么会住在精神病院? 精神病患回答:「我住在这里是因为我有精神病,不是因为笨!」
Slide 6: 有一位病人来找精神科医生:「医生 .怎么办??我一直觉得我是一只鸟!」 医生:「喔!?那很严重喔!从什么时候开始的?」 病人:「从我还是一只小鸟的时候。」
Slide 7: 有个神经病在床上唱着歌, 唱着唱着就翻了个身, 趴在枕头上继续唱 主治医生问他:唱就唱阿! 翻身干麻? 神经病人说:你很笨, A面唱完....当然要换B面

   
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