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James Bond goes into a bar.

There is a sexy bomb like he encounters in all his films.

He looks at her and looks at his watch for a moment.

She remarks and asks him: “Are you waiting for someone?”

“No. Someone gave me this high-tech watch and I am testing it. It talks to me in alpha waves…”

“So what is it saying to you at this moment?”

“She says to me that you are not wearing any underwear.”

“Then it must be broken, because I am just wearing one.”

James looks at his watch, taps it, and says: “it must be one hour faster”.
 
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Published:  August 05, 2007
 
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Slide 1: James Bond entre dans un bar…
Slide 2: Il y a là une bombe sexuelle comme il en rencontre dans tous ses films…
Slide 3: Il lui jette un coup d’œil et regarde sa montre pendant un moment… Elle le remarque et lui demande : « Vous attendez quelqu’un ? »
Slide 4: « Non, on m’a donné cette montre high-tech et je la teste, elle me parle par ondes alpha… »
Slide 5: « Et que vous dit-elle en ce moment ? »
Slide 6: « Elle me dit que vous ne portez pas de culotte… »
Slide 7: « Eh bien elle doit être cassée parce que justement j’en porte une !!! »
Slide 8: James regarde sa montre, la tapote et dit : « Elle doit avancer d’une heure… »

   
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