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Chinese Jokes In Chinese 




 
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Published:  October 30, 2007
 
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Slide 1: 经典笑话
Slide 2: 护士看到病人在病房喝酒,就走过去小 声叮嘱说:“小心肝!”病人微笑道:“小 宝贝。” 有位大嫂在公共汽车上看到一位即将下 车的男人掉了包烟在踏板上,于是赶紧 对那男人说:同志, 你烟掉了!男人大 怒:你才阉掉了!
Slide 3: 有个顽皮的学生给同班的女生取外号叫 胖猪,该女生哭着告到老师那里,老师 答应对该男生进行批评教育,第2天上 课,老师在班上讲话,:我们班上有位 同学太没礼貌了,谁边给别的同学起外 号,总不能人家像啥叫啥吧 水说:“让我日夜拥抱着你,一刻都不离开 你!“ 鱼说:“让我躺在你温柔的怀里,享受你的 呵护!“ 锅说:“都快煮熟了,还这么嘴贫!“
Slide 4: 某条街上有个乞丐,每天都在那里乞讨 生活。一日某人忽然发现乞丐身边多了 一个碗可又没人?好奇。便上前去问:“ 为什么你放两个碗”。 那乞丐笑了笑道:“丫不知怎么滴最 近生意特好。所以开了家分公司。” 吸血蝙蝠满身鲜血的回来,众蝙蝠甚是 羡慕,问他从哪找来这么多鲜血,它把 众蝙蝠带到一大树旁 ,问:看到大 树没?众答:看到了。它:他妈的,我 就没看到.
Slide 5: 病人:我失眠. 医生:这些药丸, 红色让你梦到德华;白色 梦到阿伦; 绿色梦到润发. 病人;那我全部服下去呢? 医生:那你可以见到国荣. 江湖上知道你武功高强,但你不能骄 傲,做到人中有剑,剑中有人,人剑 合一,做到了这一点,你 就不再 是人,是剑人!
Slide 6: 夜, 布什看到拉登站立在自己床前,批 头散发,布什大惊说:你好大胆,敢夜 闯白宫!拉登甩了甩齐 胸的胡子,阴森 地笑了,说:飘柔,就是这样自信! 小孩把妓院养的鹦鹉偷回家,一进门 鹦鹉便叫;搬家了! 看见他妈妈又叫:老板也换了! 看见他姐姐又叫:小姐也换了! 看见他爸爸又叫;我cao,还是老 客户!

   
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