Slide 1: "Priceless poon magnet"
That was actually a phrase someone used to describe this watch. Someone who obviously has enough money that the simple bills in life don't matter much, or anyone for that matter. After all, his name is Jon McAwesome from Awesomeville, SC (pop: 1). Click the link to read the rest of his review. I'm glad I don't know anyone like this. Now onto the watch. This watch looks like something Batman would wear, doesn't it? It appears to have the capabilities to shoot out a grappling hook on a steel cable, or deploy an airbag if you fell down a mountainside. Maybe it has a built in espresso maker, or perhaps cloaks you in invisibility for those times you'd rather not be seen. Well, maybe not. I mean, that's as much fantasy as someone named Jon McAwesome. Really, Jon McAwesome? I could think of a better name than that. What can a watch with such a high price tag possibly be good for, other than just letting you know the time of day? Just what is Hesalite, anyway? I could see Ethan Hunt wearing this on a mission. But the price! It is really cool looking. Check out some of the features:
Slide 2: Brand Name Model # Part # Dial Window Material Clasp Case Material Case Diameter Case Thickness Band Material Band Length Band Width Dial Color Bezel Material Bezel Function Calendar Special Features Movement Water Resistance Depth Warranty
Zenith 96.0529.4035/51.M533 96.0529.4035/51.M533 Hesalite Deployment-clasp Titanium 46.5 millimeters 20 millimeters Titanium Men's 23 millimeters Blue Titanium Unidirectional Date Luminous Automatic-self-wind 3300 Feet Contact seller of record
"Best Watch Ever!" ~Jon McAwesome
You really need to read this guy's review. Unbelievable!
