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Slide 2: ‘Internet Lingo’ Dictionary Content ‘Internet Lingo’ Presents Communications Challenge for Parents 1 2 57 62 65 70 71 75 81 87 89 90 96 97 100 101 102 Friend Request Introduction Comprehensive ‘Internet Lingo’ Dictionary Key Miscellaneous A B C D E F G H I J K L M 3 4 6 11 17 20 24 26 30 35 38 45 47 49 53 N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ Top 100 The Internet has changed the world in many wonderful ways and has successfully created a new channel for rapid communication through chat, instant messaging, and email. Although children initially began using the Internet to do research for homework, they now spend the majority of their computer time socializing. According to the Childwise research agency survey, children spend an average of 1.7 hours a day online, and one in six children spend more than three hours a day online. Sixty-two percent of kids surveyed have a profile on a social networking site. As a result of this popularity, many diligent parents have decided it’s not only a right but a responsibility to understand what their children do at the computer and on the Internet. They try to make sure their kids are protected from inappropriate content and people, but one of the basic parenting stumbling blocks is understanding the “lingo” kids use in their online communications. For example, if you saw “KPC” in a child’s writing, would “Keeping Parents Clueless” come to mind? Probably not, because many parents are just that – clueless – when it comes to what is often termed ‘Internet Lingo’. This lingo – consisting of codes and acronyms – is widely used in today’s chat rooms, instant messaging, emails, text messaging, blogs, and on the immensely popular social networking sites like MySpace, Facebook, and Twitter. Despite the widespread use, a recent report revealed 95 percent of parents surveyed could not decipher common acronyms used in Internet chat and messaging. Powerful Software Makes It Perfectly Clear Monitoring software programs like Spector Pro are designed to protect kids from the Internet’s dark side and shed light on what otherwise might be puzzling activities. Spector Pro records everything a child does at the PC and on the Internet – including MySpace and Facebook activity – so parents will know exactly what their child is doing. © 1998-2010 SpectorSoft ® Corporation. All rights reserved. 1.888.598.2788 toll-free www.spectorsoft.com 1
Slide 3: Using Spector Pro, a concerned parent can guard against Internet predators by recording every detail of a child’s chats, keystrokes typed, web sites visited, online searches, emails sent and received, and programs run. Further, with Spector Pro’s advanced screen snapshot feature, parents can see not only what their child has :37:02 AM] 2cute09>order in which they have done it, step by step. done, but the exact POS Parent Over Shoulder ‘Internet Lingo’ Dictionary Top 20 Codes & Acronyms 01. 8 02. 1337 03. 143 04. 182 05. 1174 06. 420 07. 459 08. ADR 09. AEAP 10. ALAP Oral sex Elite -or- leet I love you I hate you Nude club Marijuana I love you Address As Early As Possible As Late As Possible 11. ASL 12. CD9 13. C-P 14. F2F 15. GNOC 16. GYPO 17. HAK 18. ILU 19. IWSN 20. J/O Age/Sex/Location Code 9 - Parents are around Sleepy Face-To-Face Get Naked On Cam Get Your Pants Off Hugs And Kisses I Love You I Want Sex Now Jerking Off Source: netlingo.com Key Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 In addition, Spector Pro includes an exclusive, innovative mouseover/ rollover technique capable of revealing the hidden meaning behind Internet Lingo … lingo you’ll likely find in your child’s daily PC communications. Using this feature, you simply pass your mouse pointer over a codeword or acronym you don’t understand, and the meaning will be shown to you onscreen. Complete Top 100 List on page 102 Special Offer – 40% OFF Spector Pro If you are concerned about who your children are conversing with online and exactly what they are talking about, Spector Pro is right for you. And we’d like to help you get started with a Special Offer of $99.95 (Regularly $169.95). SPECIAL OFFER: $ (Regularly $169 95) BUY NOW 99 95 Have a Suggestion? Found a new code word or Internet acronym you don’t see here? Email us: Lingo@spectorsoft.com How To Use This Guide Index Links The Index Panel found on the right side of every page allows you to jump to any section of this Guide. To learn more about Spector Pro please call us at 1-888-598-2788 (24 hours a day, 7 days a week) or visit www.spectorsoft.com. Finder Field (Adobe Reader) SpectorSoft ‘Internet Lingo’ Dictionary Type and search a term, code word or acronym with Acrobat Reader’s Finder, located in the application’s tool bar. Comprehensive List – Codes and Acronyms With more than 1.7 billion Internet users worldwide and approximately 82 million people texting regularly, it’s a good bet you’ve seen at least a few cryptic codes or acronyms that left you scratching your head over possible meanings. Whether found in chats, instant messages, on websites, in searches, contained in emails sent and received, or simply typed in word processing applications, acronyms and abbreviations are commonly used wherever people use computers to go online and communicate. To help make sense of it all, SpectorSoft has compiled a list of Codes and Acronyms … and in addition to being one of the most comprehensive lists available anywhere, it’s FOC … Free Of Charge! N O P Q R Jump to a code word or acronym that begins with “O”. • Terms highlighted in blue belong to the Top 20 Codes & Acronyms list • “C” and “S” are used interchangeably for “See” • “U” and “Y” are used interchangeably for “You” Dictionary Key 2 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 3
Slide 4: Misc. Misc. ! 182 19 20 411 420 459 Misc. 8 Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 I have a comment I hate you Information Marijuana I love you Oral sex *$ Starbucks 0 hand Location 831 86 I Love You Out of, over, to get rid of, or kicked out 02 Your (or my) two cents worth 10Q Thank you 2B or not 2B 2BZ4UQT 2G2B4G 2G2BT To Be Or Not To Be Too Busy For You Cutey Too Good To Be Forgotten Too Good To Be True 4COL For Crying Out Loud 9 1174 121 Nude club One to one Elite -or- leet -or- L337 4EAE 4eva Parent is watching For Ever And Ever Forever 99 Parent is no longer watching 1337 4ever 4NR 4Q ::poof:: <3 ? I’m gone Heart I have a question Forever Foreigner F*** You 2moro I LOVE YOU 1 1234 Tomorrow 123 2nite 2U2 404 Tonight I love you One for All and All for One 143 To You Too I Haven’t A Clue 511 5FS ?^ Hook up? Too much information 5 Finger Salute 14AA41 4 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 5
Slide 5: A @TEOTD A/S/L/P A3 At The End Of The Day Age/Sex/Location/Picture Anyplace, Anywhere, Anytime A AAR8 AAS At Any Rate Alive And Smiling AD-AF Index AFAIC Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 ADAD Another Day Another Dollar As Far As I’m Concerned ADBB addy All Done Bye Bye AFAICS As Far As I Can See AATK AAYF Always At The Keyboard As Always, Your Friend Address AFAICT AFAIK As Far As I Can Tell As Far As I Know ADIH ADIP ADN LOL AAAAA Another Day In Hell Another Day In Paradise Advanced Digital Network -or- Any Day Now AB Ass Backwards AFAIR As Far As I Remember ABITHIWTITB American Association Against Acronym Abuse A Bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush AFAIU As Far As I Understand AAF ABT2 ACD ACE As A Friend -or- Always And Forever About To Alt Control Delete Access Control Entry ADR AFAIUI AFAP As Far As I Understand It As Far As Possible Address AAK ADVD AEAP Asleep At Keyboard Advised As Early As Possible AFAYC AFC As Far As You’re Concerned Away From Computer AAMOF AAMOI AAR As A Matter Of Fact As A Matter Of Interest At Any Rate ACK Acknowledgement AFAGAY A Friend As Good As You ACORN A Completely Obsessive Really Nutty Person AFAHMASP AFDN Any F***ing Day Now A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted 6 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 7
Slide 6: A AFGO Another F***ing Growth Opportunity A aight AIH All right As It Happens AL-AS Index AOAS AOB Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 ALOTBSOL Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life All Of A Sudden Abuse Of Bandwidth AFIAA As Far As I Am Aware ALTG AFINIAFI AIMB AIMP AISB AISE AISI Act Locally, Think Globally A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed As I Mentioned Before Always In My Prayers As I Said Before As I Said Earlier As I See It AMAP AON AP AS As Many As Possible -orAs Much As Possible Apropos Of Nothing Apple Pie Ape Sh** -or- Another Subject AFJ April Fools Joke AMBW AMF AML All My Best Wishes Adios Mother F***er All My Love AFK Away From Keyboard -or- A Free Kill ASAFP AFPOE AFT AFZ A Fresh Pair Of Eyes About F***ing Time Acronym Free Zone As Soon As F***ing Possible AITR AMRMTYFTS Adult In The Room All My Roommates Thank You For The Show ASAMOF ASAP As A Matter Of Fact As Soon As Possible AKA or a.k.a. ALAP ANFAWFOS Also Known As As Late As Possible AGB And Now For A Word From Our Sponsor ASAYGT Almost Good Bridge ANFSCD AGKWE AIAMU And God Knows What Else And I’m A Monkey’s Uncle alcon ALOL And Now For Something Completely Different As Soon As You Get This All Concerned Actually Laughing Out Loud ASL ANGB Age/Sex/Location Almost Nearly Good Bridge ASLMH Age/Sex/Location /Music/Hobbies 8 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 9
Slide 7: A ATAB ATC Ain’t That A Bitch Any Two Cards B AWLTP Avoiding Work Like The Plague B-BB Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 B&F B/C B4 Back and Forth Because Before Bad Ass Mother F***er BAMF AWNIAC AWOL All We Need Is Another Chair Absent Without Leave banana BARB Code word for penis Buy Abroad but Rent in Britain ATM At The Moment -orAsynchronous Transfer Mode -orAutomated Teller Machine AWTTW AYC ATSL A Word To The Wise Aren’t You Clever -or- Aren’t You Cheeky B4N B4U Bye For Now Before You BAU BB Business As Usual Be Back Along The Same Line ATST ATW At The Same Time All The Web -or- Around The Web -or- All The Way AYCE AYK B4YKI BAC All You Can Eat As You Know Before You Know It Bad Ass Chick BB4N Bye Bye for Now BBAMFIC ATWD AWC Agree That We Disagree After While, Crocodile AYOR Big Bad Ass Mother F***er In Charge At Your Own Risk BBB AYSOS Bye Bye Babe -or- Boring Beyond Belief AWGTHTGTTA Are You Stupid Or Something Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again AYTMTB BAG BBBG AWHFY And You’re Telling Me This Because Busting A Gut -or- Big Ass Grin Bye Bye Be Good BBFBBM Are We Having Fun Yet? AYV BAK Are You Vertical? Back At Keyboard Body By Fisher, Brains By Mattel 10 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 11
Slide 8: B BBFN Bye Bye for Now B BBT Be Back Tomorrow BD-BI Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 BDN BEG Big Damn Number Big Evil Grin Big Hairy Audacious Goal BHAG BBIAB BBIAF Be Back In A Bit Be Back In A Few BBW BC Big Beautiful Woman Because BHG beos BF Big Hearted Guy -or- Big Hearted Girl Nudge Boyfriend -or- Best Friend BHIMBGO BBIAS Be Back In A Sec BCBG Bloody Hell, I Must Be Getting Old BBIAW BBL Bon Chic Bon Genre -orBelle Cu Belle Geulle Be Back In A While Be Back Later BCBS BFD BFE BFF BHOF BI5 Big F***ing Deal Bum F*** Egypt Best Friends Forever Bald Headed Old Fart Back In Five Big Company, Big School BCNU bcoz BD BBMFIC Be Seeing You Because Big Deal -or- Baby Dance -or- Brain Drain BIBI Bye Bye Big Bad Mother F***er In Charge BBR BBS BFFN BIBO BIF Best Friends For Now Beer In, Beer Out Basis In Fact -or- Before I Forget Burnt Beyond Repair Be Back Soon -or Bulletin Board Service BFFTTE BDBI5M BBSD BBSL Busy Daydreaming Back In 5 Minutes Best Friends Forever Til The End BFN BFR BIL Be Back Soon Darling Be Back Sooner or Later BDC Bye For Now Big F***ing Rock Brother-In-Law -or- Boss Is Listening Big Dumb Company -or- Big Dot Com BIO Bring It On 12 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 13
Slide 9: B BIOIYA BION Break It Off In Your Ass Believe It Or Not B BLBBLB Blkbry BM Back Like Bull, Brain Like Bird BO-BT Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 BOB Battery Operated Boyfriend Be Right Back BRB Blackberry Byte Me BOBFOC BIOYE Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch BRT BS Be Right There Big Smile -or- Bull Sh** -or- Brain Strain Blow It Out Your Ear BOCTAAE BIOYIOP BIOYN BITCH BITD Blow It Out Your I/O Port Blow it Out Your Nose Basically In The Clear Homey Back In The Day BMF But Of Course There Are Always Exceptions Bad Mother F***er BMGWL BMOC BMOF BOFH BSAAW Big Smile And A Wink Book Smart, Brain Dead & No Experience Bastard Operator From Hell Bend Over Here It Comes Again Believe it Or Not Busting My Gut With Laughter Big Man On Campus BOHICA BSBD&NE BON BSEG BSF Big Sh** Eating Grin But Seriously, Folks Bite Me Old Fart BITFOB BJ Bring It The F*** On, Bitch Blow Job BMOTA BNDN BNF BO BOTEC Byte Me On The Ass Been Nowhere Done Nothing Big Name Fan Bug Off -or- Body Odor Back Of The Envelope Calculation BSOD BT BOTOH BPLM BR Blue Screen of Death Byte This But On The Other Hand Big Person Little Mind Bathroom BKA BL Better Known As Belly Laughing BTA But Then Again -or- Before The Attacks BTD Bored To Death 14 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 15
Slide 10: B BTDT Been There Done That C buhbye Bye C-CI Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 c ya See ya CBB CBF CBJ Can’t Be Bothered Can’t Be F***ed BTDTGTS Been There, Done That, Got The T-shirt BW Best Wishes C&G C-P Chuckly and Grin Sleepy BTFO BWDIK BWL Back The F*** Off -orBend The F*** Over But What Do I Know Bursting With Laughter Covered Blow Job CD9 BTHOOM BTN Beats The Heck Out Of Me Better Than Nothing Code 9 - parents are around BWO Black, White or Other But Wait, There’s More CF C-T City Coffee Freak Call For Vote Click Here Asshole Goodbye (in Italian) Coffee In, Coffee Out BWTM BYKT BTOIYA CFV Be There Or It’s Your Ass BTSOOM BTTT But You Knew That C/P C/S Cross Post Change of Subject Ciao For Now CHA Beats The Sh** Out Of Me BYOA Bring Your Own Advil CIAO CICO Back To The Top -or- Bump To The Top BYOB BTW Bring Your Own Bottle -or- Bring Your Own Beer C4N By The Way BYOW BTWBO Be There With Bells On Build Your Own Website -orBring Your Own Wine Cool As A Cucumber CAAC CAS CB CICYHW CID Can I Copy Your Home Work Consider It Done -or- Crying In Disgrace BTWITIAILWU BZ Crack A Smile Chat Brat -or- Coffee Break -or Call Back By The Way I Think I Am In Love With You 16 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary Busy CIL Check In Later www.spectorsoft.com 17
Slide 11: C CLM CM Career Limiting Move Call Me Can’t Remember A F***ing Thing C CRAFT Chuckle, Snicker, Grin CS-CY Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 CSN CT CUWTA Catch Up With The Acronyms CRAP CMAP CMF Cheap Redundant Assorted Products Can’t Talk CUZ Cover My Ass Partner Count My Fingers CTA CTC Because CRAT Call To Action Care To Chat -or- Contact -or- Choking The Chicken CWOT CWYL CX Can’t Remember A Thing Complete Waste Of Time Chat With You Later Cancelled CMIW CMU CNP COB CRAWS Correct Me if I’m Wrong Crack Me Up Continued in Next Post Close Of Business Can’t Remember Anything Worth A Sh** CTMQ CTO CU CRB Chuckle To Myself Quietly Check This Out See You -or- Cracking Up Come Right Back CY CRBT Calm Yourself Crying Real Big Tears CYA CYE CYL CRDTCHCK CRS Cover Your Ass -or- See Ya Check your Email See You Later Credit Check Can’t Remember Sh** CUATU COD See You Around The Universe Change Of Dressing Cof$ CofS COS CRTLA CUL8R CULA Church of Scientology Church of Scientology Change Of Subject Can’t Remember the Three-Letter Acronym See You Later See You Later Alligator CYM CYO CYT Check Your Mail See You Online See You Tomorrow CSA CSL Cool Sweet Awesome Can’t Stop Laughing CUNS CUOL See You In School See You OnLine 18 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 19
Slide 12: D D&M Deep & Meaningful Different Day, Same Old Sh** D DDSOS DH Dear Husband DH-DN Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 ditto Same here d00d Dude, also seen as dood def Definitely DHYB DIAF DIC Don’t Hold Your Breath Die In A Fire Drunk In Charge DITYID DIY Did I Tell You I’m Distressed Do It Yourself ? DAMHIKT Don’t Ask Me How I Know That DEGT DETI Don’t Even Go There Don’t Even Think It DKDC DL Don’t Know Don’t Care Down Low -or- Download -or- Dead Link Don’t Let The Bed Bugs Bite Don’t Lie To Me Don’t Mention It dewd Dude DIKU Do I Know You? DARFC DF Dear Friend DILLIGAD Ducking And Running For Cover Do I Look Like I Give A Damn DLTBBB DFLA DBA Disenhanced Four-Letter Acronym (that is, a TLA) DILLIGAS Doing Business As Do I Look Like I Give A Sh** Double Incomes, No Kids DLTM DMI DBABAI DBD DGA DGT Don’t Go Anywhere Don’t Go There DINK Don’t Be A Bitch About It Don’t Be Dumb DIRFT DISTO DITR DNBL8 DNC Do It Right the First Time Did I Say That Outloud? Dancing In The Rain Do Not Be Late Does Not Compute DBEYR DGTG DGYF Don’t Go There Girlfriend Damn Girl You’re Fine Don’t Believe Everything You Read DND DD Do Not Disturb Due Diligence 20 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 21
Slide 13: D DOC DOE Drug Of Choice Depends On Experience D DSTR8 DTC Damn Straight Deep Throaty Chuckle DW-DY Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 DWBH DWI Don’t Worry Be Happy Driving While Intoxicated DYHAG Do You Have A Girlfriend? Don’t You Just Hate It When... Do You Love It? DYJHIW DOEI Goodbye (in Dutch) DTRT DUI Do The Right Thing Driving Under the Influence DWPKOTL DWS DORD Department Of Redundancy Department Deep Wet Passionate Kiss On The Lips Driving While Stupid DYLI DP DUM DYOFDW Do You Masturbate? Do Your Own F***ing Dirty Work Domestic Partner dps DUNA DWWWI Don’t Use No Acronyms Damage Per Second DPUP dunno DURS DUSL Surfing the World Wide Web While Intoxicated DYSTSOTT Did You See The Size Of That Thing Don’t Poop Your Pants I don’t know Damn You Are Sexy Do You Scream Loud? DWYM DYFM Does What You Mean Dude You Fascinate Me DQMOT DQYDJ DRB Don’t Quote Me On This Don’t Quit Your Day Job Dirty Rat Bastard DUST DWB DYHAB Did You See That? Don’t Write Back Do You Have A Boyfriend? DRIB Don’t Read If Busy 22 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 23
Slide 14: E E123 Easy as One, Two, Three E EM Excuse Me EO-EZ Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 EOT E2HO EAK Each to His/Her Own Eating at Keyboard EMA End Of Thread (meaning: end of discussion) Extended Three-Letter Acronym (that is, an FLA) ETLA E-Mail Address EMFBI EMFJI EMI ESAD every1 EVRE1 EWI everyone Everyone E-mailing While Intoxicated Eat Sh** And Die Excuse Me For Butting In Excuse Me For Jumping In Excuse My Ignorance Email Me Later EAPFS ESADYFA Everything About Pittsburgh F***ing Sucks Eat Sh** And Die You F***ing Asshole EE ESEMED Electronic Emission Every Second Every Minute Every Day EZ effin EFT EML ESH Easy F***ing Electronic Funds Transfer EMRTW Experience, Strength, and Hope Evil Monkeys Rule The World ESMF ESO Eat Sh** Mother F***er Equipment Smarter than Operator EMSG EOD EG EL E-Mail Message End Of Day -or- End Of Discussion Evil Grin Evil Laugh ETA EOL End Of Life Estimated Time of Arrival -or- Edited To Add EOM End Of Message 24 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 25
Slide 15: F F2F Face-to-Face F FBI F***ing Brilliant Idea -orFemale Body Inspector FG-FO Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 FGDAI FAB Fuhgedaboudit -orForget About It FMLTWIA F*** Me Like The Whore I Am Features Attributes Benefits FBKS Failure Between Keyboard and Seat FIF F*** I’m Funny FMTYEWTK FBOCD FIIK FIL Far More Than You Ever Wanted To Know Facebook Obsessive Compulsive Disorder F*** If I Know Father-In-Law FMUTA FNG FO F*** Me Up The Ass F***ing New Guy F*** Off F*** Off And Die FAH FAP FCFS F***ing A Hot F***ing A Pissed First Come, First Served FILF FCOL Father I’d Like to F*** For Crying Out Loud FILTH FAQL FDGB FE FF Frequently Asked Questions List Fall Down Go Boom Fatal Error Friends Forever Failed In London, Try Hong Kong FOAD FOAF FINE FAQOMFT F***ed up, Insecure, Neurotic, Emotional Friend Of A Friend Frequently Argued Waste Of My F***ing Time FISH FITB FLA FOAG FOC First In, Still Here Fill In The Blanks Four Letter Acronym F***ing Look it Up, I Did F*** Off And Google Free of Charge FASB Fast Ass Son Bitchii FF&PN FAWC FB Fresh Fields and Pastures New FOFL For Anyone Who Cares F*** Buddy FFS Falling on Floor Laughing For F*** Sake FLUID FOGC Fear Of Getting Caught 26 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 27
Slide 16: F FOL Fond of Leather Faster Than A Speeding Bullet F FTASB FU2 F*** You Too F***ing Waste Of Time FU-FY Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 FWOT FOMC Fell Off My Chair FTBOMH FTF From The Bottom Of My Heart F*** That’s Funny -or- Face To Face For The Fun Of It -or- For The F*** Of It Faster Than Light For The Love Of God FUBAR FUBB FUD FOMCL F***ed Up Beyond All Recognition F***ed Up Beyond Belief Fear, Uncertainty, and Disinformation FYA FYE For Your Amusement For Your Edification Falling Off My Chair Laughing FORD Found On Road Dead -or- Fixed Or Repaired Daily -or- F***ed Over Rebuilt Dodge FTFOI FYEO FYF FYI For Your Eyes Only From Your Friend For Your Information FTL FUJIMO FOS Full Of Sh** FTLOG FTN FTR F*** You Jack I’m Movin’ On FRED FUM F***ed Up Mess FYIFV F***ing Ridiculous Electronic Device F*** That Noise For The Record FURTB F*** You I’m Fully Vested FS Filled Up and Ready To Burst FYLTGE For Sale FSBO FSR For Sale By Owner For Some Reason FTRF FWB From Your Lips To God’s Ears Friends With Benefits F*** That’s Really Funny FYM FTTB FTW FWD For Your Misinformation Forward For The Time Being For The Win -or- F*** The World FYSBIGTBABN FSU FWIW For What It’s Worth Fasten Your Seat Belts It’s Going To Be A Bumpy Night F*** Sh** Up 28 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 29
Slide 17: G G Guess -or- Grin -or- Giggle G GAL Get A Life GC-GI Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 GC Good Crib GFTD GFY Gone For The Day G1 Good One GALGAL Give A Little Get A Little GD&R G2G Got to Go GALHER Grinning, Ducking and Running Get A Load of Her GD&RF Good For You -or- Go F*** Yourself -or- Go Find Yourself G2GLYS Got To Go Love Ya So GALHIM GANB Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast GFYMF Get A Load of Him Getting Another Beer GDI Go F*** Yourself Mother F***er Thumbs Up G4I Go For It God Damn It -or- God Damn Independent GG GAP GAS GDW GF Good Game -or- Gotta Go -or- Giggling Got A Pic? -or- Gay Ass People Got A Second? Grin, Duck and Wave Girlfriend GGA Good Game All God, God, God, God Gotta Go Now GGGG GGN G4N GA gawd god GFF GFI Good For Nothing Go Ahead Go F***ing Figure Go For It GB Good Bridge GGOH GGP GAB GBG GFN Gotta Get Out of Here Gotta Go Pee Getting A Beer Great Big Grin Gone For Now GAFYK GAGFI GBH GFON GFR Get Away From Your Keyboard Gives A Gay First Impression 30 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary Great Big Hug Good For One Night Grim File Reaper GHM GI God Help Me Google It GBTW Get Back To Work www.spectorsoft.com 31
Slide 18: G GIC Gift In Crib Good Looking Girl G GLG GNSD GOI Good Night Sweet Dreams Get Over It GN-GT Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 GIDK Gee I Don’t Know GLGH Generally Recognized As Safe GRAS Good Luck and Good Hunting God Loves You And So Do I Good Morning -or- Good Move Give Me A Break Give Me A F***ing Break gratz grrlz Congratulations girls, also seen as grrl GIGO GILF Garbage In, Garbage Out Grandmother I’d Like to F*** GLYASDI GM GOK GOL God Only Knows Giggling Out Loud GRRR Growling GIWIST GJ Gee, I Wish I’d Said That Good Job GMAB GOS Gay Or Straight GSOAS GSOH Go Sit On A Snake Good Sense Of Humor GMAFB GMTA GOWI Get On With It GJP GL Good Job Partner Good Luck -or- Get Lost Great Minds Think Alike GOYHH GR&D Get Off Your High Horse Grinning Running And Ducking Good Riddance To Bad Rubbish Great GSYJDWURMNKH GMTFT GLA Great Minds Think For Themselves Good Seeing You, Just Don’t Wear Your Monkey Hat GT Good Luck All GN GLB Good Night GR2BR Good Try GTFO Good Looking Boy GNBLFY GNOC Get The F*** Out Get The F*** Out Of Here GLBT Got Nothing But Love For You Get Naked On Cam GR8 GTFOOH Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender 32 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 33
Slide 19: G GTG Got To Go H GWI Get With It H-HB Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 H&K h/o Hugs and Kisses Hold On Have A Good Night HAGN GTGB GTGP GTH GTK Got To Go, Bye Got To Go Pee Go To Hell GWS Get Well Soon HAGO HAK Have A Good One Hugs And Kisses GYHOOYA Get Your Head Out Of Your Ass Downloading... GYPO HAND h/p HAR Get Your Pants Off Hold Please Have a Nice Day Hit And Run Good To Know GTM Giggle To Myself H4U HAWTLW Hot For You GTRM GTSY GUD Hello And Welcome To Last Week Going To Read Mail Glad To See You Geographically UnDesirable H4XX0R H9 Hacker -or- To Be Hacked Husband in room HB Hurry Back HBASTD HADVD hag1 Hitting Bottom And Starting To Dig Have Advised have a good one Have a Great Day HBB guvment Hip Beyond Belief government, also seen as guvmint, gumint HBIB HAGD Hot But Inappropriate Boy 34 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 35
Slide 20: H HBIC HBU HCC HD HF Head Bitch In Charge How’s It Going H HIG HOYEW HP HIH Hanging On Your Every Word Higher Power HO-HW Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 HUD How You Doing? How Bout You? Holy Computer Crap Hope It Helps HUGZ Hugs HIOOC Help, I’m Out Of Coffee HPPO HSIK HT huh Hold Hello Friend -or- Have Fun -or- Have Faith HITAKS Highest Paid Person in Office How Should I Know Hi There what Head Up Your Ass Hang In There And Keep Smiling HUYA HMFIC HNTI HWGA Head MOFO In Charge Here We Go Again HHIS Hanging Head In Shame How Nice That/This Is HTB Hang The Bastards HHO1/2K HHOJ Ha Ha, Only Half Kidding Ha-Ha, Only Joking HNTW HNY HO How Nice That Was Happy New Year Hang On -or- Hold On HOllywood HAcker Hold On, I’m Coming HTH Hope This (or That) Helps HTNOTH HHOK HHOS Ha Ha, Only Kidding Ha-Ha, Only Serious Hit The Nail On The Head HOHA HOIC HU Hook Up HHTYAY HUA Happy Holidays To You And Yours Heads Up Ace -or- Head Up Ass 36 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 37
Slide 21: I I 1-D-R i h8 it I&I I Wonder i hate it Intercourse & Inebriation I IANAE IANAL I Am Not An Expert I Am Not A Lawyer I Am Not Nurturing the Next Generation of Casualties I Always Say A Prayer For You I Am Tired IB-ID Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 IBT In Between Technology I Don’t Give A F*** IDGAF IBTC Itty Bitty Titty Committee IDGARA IDGI I Don’t Give A Rats Ass I Don’t Get It -or- I Don’t Get Involved IANNNGC IBTD IBTL IC I Beg To Differ In Before The Lock Independent Contractor -or- In Character -or- I See I-D-L Ideal IASAP4U IAT IDK IAC I Don’t Know In Any Case -or- I Am Confused -or- If Anyone Cares IDK, my BFF Jill IAE In Any Event IAW I Agree With -or- In Accordance With ICBW ICW I Don’t Know, my Best Friend Forever Jill I Could Be Wrong I Can’t Wait In Case You’re Curious -or- In Case You Care Idiot IDKY IDM I Don’t Know You It Does Not Matter IAYM Subject: I Am Your Master IBGYBG IAITS It’s All In The Subject ICYC I’ll Be Gone, You’ll Be Gone IDRK IDST I Don’t Really Know I Didn’t Say That IBIWISI IBK I’ll Believe It When I See It Idiot Behind Keyboard ID10T IDC IANAC I Am Not A Crook I Don’t Care IDTA IDTS I Did That Already I Don’t Think So IANADBIPOOTV I Am Not A Doctor But I Play One On TV IBRB I’ll Be Right Back IDGAD I Don’t Give A Damn 38 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 39
Slide 22: I IEF It’s Esther’s Fault I IITYWYBMAD If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink II-IM Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 IHTFP IHU IF/IB I Have Truly Found Paradise -or- I Hate This F***ing Place I Hear You If It Ain’t Broke, Don’t Fix It In the Front -or- In the Back IIWM I Laughed, I Cried, I Spat /Spilt Coffee/Crumbs /Coke On My Keyboard ILICISCOMK If It Were Me ILMJ ILU IFAB IFU I Found A Bug I F***ed Up IIABDFI IIIO IJPMP IJWTK IJWTS I Love My Job I Love You I Love You As A Friend I Just Pissed My Pants I Just Want To Know I Just Want To Say Intel Inside, Idiot Outside ILUAAF ILY IM IGGP IGTP I Gotta Go Pee I Get The Point IIMAD IIR If It Makes An(y) Difference If I Remember -or- If I Recall IKALOPLT I Love You Instant Messaging -or- Immediate Message IGYHTBT I Guess You Had To Be There IIRC I Know A Lot Of People Like That If I Remember Correctly -or- If I Recall Correctly IKWYM I Know What You Mean IM2BZ2P IHA I Hate Acronyms IIT Is It Tight? IKYABWAI I aM Too Busy To (even) Pee IHAIM I Have Another Instant Message IITLYTO I Know You Are But What Am I? IMA If It’s Too Loud You’re Too Old ILA I Might Add IHNO IITYWIMWYBMAD I Love Acronyms IMAO IMCO I Have No Opinion If I Tell You What It Means Will You Buy Me A Drink ILF/MD In My Arrogant Opinion In My Considered Opinion I Love Female/Male Dominance 40 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 41
Slide 23: I IME In My Experience I INBD It’s No Big Deal IR-IW Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 IRL In Real Life ITA I Totally Agree IMEZRU I Am Easy, Are You? INMP It’s Not My Problem ISAGN ISH ISO ISS I See A Great Need Insert Sarcasm Here In Search Of ITFA In The Final Analysis IMHEIUO IMHO In My High Exalted Informed Unassailable Opinion In My Humble Opinion INNW INPO If Not Now, When In No Particular Order ITIGBS I Think I’m Going To Be Sick ITM ITS IMNERHO INUCOSM In The Money Intense Text Sex In My Never Even Remotely Humble Opinion It’s No Use Crying Over Spilt Milk I Said So -or- I’m So Sure IMNSHO IOH ISSYGTI In My Not So Humble Opinion I’m Outta Here I’m So Sure You Get The Idea It Seems to Me ITSFWI IUM ION IMO Index Of Names ISTM ISTR If The Shoe Fits Wear It If You Must In My Opinion IONO IOUD IOW IPN IMOO I Don’t Know Inside, Outside, Upside Down In Other Words I’m Posting Naked I Seem To Remember IWALU In My Own Opinion ISWC I Will Always Love You IMPOV IMRU IMS If Stupid Were a Crime In My Point Of View I Am, Are You? I Am Sorry ISWYM ISYALS IWBNI IWFU It Would Be Nice If I Wanna F*** You I See What You Mean I’ll Send You A Letter Soon 42 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 43
Slide 24: I IWIWU IWSN I Wish I Was You I Want Sex Now I Like You J IYQ J/C J/J Just Checking Just Joking Just Five Minutes J-JF Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 J5M IYSS If You Say So JAD Just Another day IYAOYAS If You Ain’t Ordinance You Ain’t Sh** IYSWIM If You See What I Mean JAFO hahaha hehehe hahaha hehehe hehehe Just Another F***ing Onlooker IYD hahaha hahaha In Your Dreams JAFS JAM JAS JC Just A F***ing Salesman IYDMMA J/K If You Don’t Mind My Asking Just Kidding Just A Minute Just A Second Just Curious -or- Just Chilling -or- Jesus Christ J/O J/P IYFEG Jerking Off Just Playing Insert Your Favorite Ethnic Group IYKWIM If You Know What I Mean J/W Just Wondering IYKWIMAITYD JDI If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do J2LYK J4F Just Do It Just To Let You Know Just For Fun JEOMK IYO Just Ejaculated On My Keyboard In Your Opinion J4G JFH JFI Just For Grins Just F*** Her Just For Information J4T or JFT Just For Today 44 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 45
Slide 25: J JIC JK Just In Case Just Kidding Just To Let You Know K JTLYK K OK K-KM Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 KISS KIT Keep It Simple Stupid Keep In Touch JTOL Just Thinking Out Loud KB Kick Butt JM2C JMO Just My 2 Cents JTOU Just Thinking Of You KBD Keyboard kitty KK code word for vagina Kiss Kiss Kiss My Ass Kiss My Fat Hairy Ass Keep Me Posted Kiss My Royal Irish Arse Kiss My Shiny Little Ass Kiss Me You Fool Kiss My White Ass Just My Opinion JUADLAM JOOTT JP Jumping Up And Down Like A Monkey kewl cool Just One Of Those Things Just Playing JW KMA Just Wondering KMFHA KFY -or- K4Y Kiss For You JSU Just Shut Up KMP JSYK JT Just So You Know Just Teasing KHYF KIA KMRIA Know How You Feel Killed In Action KMSLA KMUF KIBO Knowledge In, Bullsh** Out KMWA KIR Keep It Real 46 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 47
Slide 26: K KOK Knock Kiss On The Cheek L L Laugh L-LH Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 KOTC KOTL KPC KS L8R Long Distance -orLater Dude LD Later LDIMEDILLIGAF Kiss On The Lips Keeping Parents Clueless Kill Stealer L?^ Let’s hook up Look Deeply Into My Eyes, Does It Look Like I Give A F*** LABATYD Life’s A Bitch And Then You Die LDR Long Distance Relationship LAQ KUTGW KWIM Lame Ass Quote LDTTWA Keep Up The Good Work Know What I Mean? LB?W/C Let’s Do The Time Warp Again Like Bondage? Whips or Chains LF Let’s F*** KWSTA KYFC LFTI Kiss With Serious Tongue Action Keep Your Fingers Crossed Looking Forward To It LGMAS LBR and LGR LHM LHO Lord Give Me A Sign Little Boy’s Room and Little Girl’s Room KYPO Keep Your Pants On Lord Have Mercy LBUG or LBIG Laughing Because You’re Gay -or- Laughing Because I’m Gay Laughing Head Off LHOS Lets Have Online Sex 48 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 49
Slide 27: L LHSO LHU Let’s Have Sex Online Let’s Hook Up L LMIRL LMK Let’s Meet In Real Life Let Me Know LO-LU Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 LOOL Laughing Outragously Out Loud Laughing ‘Til I Cry LTIC LOPSOD LTIO LTM LIFO LIS Last In, First Out Laughing In Silence LMSO LMTC Long On Promises, Short On Delivery Laughing Til I Orgasm Laughing To Myself Laughing My Socks Off Left a Message To Contact LORE Learn Once, Repeat Everywhere LTNS LTNT LTR LTS Long Time No See Long Time, No Type Long Term Relationship Laughing to Self LJBF Let’s Just Be Friends LMTCB LOL LOU Left Message To Call Back Laughing Out Loud -orLots of Love Laughing Over You LKITR LLOM LLTA LPOS LRF Little Kid In The Room Like Leno on Meth Lots and Lots of Thunderous Applause Lazy Piece Of Sh** Little Rubber Feet LOLA LOLZ Laugh Out Loud Again Lots Of Laughs LSHITIPAL Laughing So Hard I Think I Peed A Little LTTIC Look The Teacher Is Coming LMAO Laughing My Ass Off LOMBARD LSHMBH LMFAO Lots Of Money But A Right Dick Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts LULU Locally Undesirable Land Use Laughing My F***ing Ass Off LOML LSV Love Of My Life Language, Sex, Violence LUMTP luser loser Love You More Than Pie LMHO Laughing My Head Off LONH LTHTT Lights On, Nobody Home Laughing Too Hard To Type 50 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 51
Slide 28: L LUSM LWR LY Love You So Much Launch When Ready Love You Love You Like a Brother M LYLAB M2NY M4C Me Too, Not Yet Meet for Coffee M-MI Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 MEGO meh MFD MfG My Eyes Glaze Over Who cares, whatever Multi-Function Device Mit freundlichen Gruessen LYLAS LYLB Love You Like A Sister Love You Later Bye m4w men for women LY4E LYA Love You Forever Love You All LYMI Love You, Mean It M8 or M8s Mate -or- Mates MATURE LYWAMH Love You With All My Heart MFIC LYB Love You Babe M Mother F***er In Charge MFWIC Mo Fo Who’s In Charge LYCYLBB Love You, See You Later, Bye Bye MA MHBFY mhhm Mature Audience My Heart Bleeds For You uh huh -or- yeah LYKYAMY MAYA Love You, Kiss You, Already Miss You Most Advanced Yet Accessible LYL MB MHOTY MIA My Hat’s Off To You Missing In Action Love You Lots Message Board MBN Must Be Nice MBRFN MIHAP Must Be Real F***ing Nice May I Have Your Attention Please 52 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 53
Slide 29: M MIL Mother-In-Law M MML MO Made Me Laugh Move On MO-MU Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 MOTAS MILF Member Of The Appropriate Sex Mini-Skirt No UnderWear MSNUW Mother I’d Like to F*** MOTD MIRL Meet In Real Life MOF Message Of The Day MSTM MTBF MTF Makes Sense To Me Mean Time Before Failure More To Follow Matter Of Fact MOTOS MITIN MKOP MLA More Info Than I Needed My Kind Of Place Multiple Letter Acronym MOFO Member(s) Of The Opposite Sex Mother F***er MOMPL MOO MOTSS One Moment Please Mud, Object-Oriented -or- Matter Of Opinion Member(s) Of The Same Sex MTFBWY MPFB My Personal F*** Buddy May The Force Be With You MLAS mlm MTLA My Lips Are Sealed giving the digital middle finger MOOS MOP MRA My True Love Always Member Of The Opposite Sex MOment Please Moving Right Along MTSBWY MRPH Mail the Right Place for Help May The Schwartz Be With You MM MUAH or MWAH MUBAR Market Maker MorF MOS Male or Female Mom Over Shoulder MSG The sound of a kiss Messed up Beyond All Recognition Message MMHA2U My Most Humble Apologies To You MSMD mmk MOSS Monkey See Monkey Do MUSL mmm ok Member(s) Of The Same Sex Missing You Sh** Loads 54 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 55
Slide 30: M MUSM MVA Miss You So Much Motor Vehicle Accident N N-A-Y-L N/A In A While Not Applicable -orNot Affiliated N-NB Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 NAGB Nearly Almost A Good Bridge NAK MVA no PI MVA w/PI MWBRL MYL Nursing At Keyboard Motor Vehicle Accident with no Personal Injury Motor Vehicle Accident with Personal Injury More Will Be Revealed Later Mind Your Language N/M Nothing Much NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That Text N/T N1 No Text Nice One NASCAR Non-Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks natch NATO Naturally No Action, Talk Only MYOB Mind Your Own Business NAVY N2M Not To Mention -orNot Too Much Never Again Volunteer Yourself NAZ N2MJCHBU Not Too Much Just Chillin, How Bout You? Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq) NB4T NBD NAB Not Before Time No Big Deal Not A Blonde NADT Not A Damn Thing 56 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 57
Slide 31: N NBFAB Not Bad For A Beginner N ne1er Ne2H NEET anyone here? Need To Have Not currently Engaged in Employment, Education, or Training NF-NM Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 NFW NBFABS NBIF No F***ing Way -orNo Feasible Way NIMBY NIMJD NIMQ NIMY NINO Not In My Back Yard Not In My Job Description Not In My Queue Never In A Million Years Nothing In, Nothing Out -or- No Input, No Output Not Bad For A Bot Stopper No Basis In Fact NG New Game NGB NH NBLFY NBS NC Nearly Good Bridge Nice Hand Nothing But Love For You No Bull Sh** Nice Crib NESEC NEV Any Second Neighborhood Electric Vehicle NHOH NI4NI NICE Never Heard Of Him/Her An Eye For An Eye Nonsense In Crappy Existence NCG NEWS NISM NITL North, East, West, South Need I Say More Not In This Lifetime New College Graduate NDN ne NFBSK NFC Not For British School Kids Not Favorably Considered -or- No F***ing Chance Indian NIFOC NIYWFD Any Nude In Front Of The Computer Not In Your Wildest F***ing Dreams ne-wayz anyways NFF No F***ing Fair NIGYYSOB NLL NM ne1 NFG NFS Now I’ve Got You, You Son Of a B*tch Nice Little Lady Never Mind -or- Nothing Much -or- Nice Move Anyone Not F***ing GoodNFI Need For Sex -or- Network File System NIH Not Invented Here ne14kfc anyone for KFC? 58 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary NIM nm, u No Internal Message not much, you? www.spectorsoft.com 59
Slide 32: N NME Enemy N NOA Not Online Anymore NS-NY Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 NSA No Strings Attached NTW Not To Worry NMH Not Much Here NOFI NOS No OFfense Intended New Old Stock NSFW NSS Not Safe For Work No Sh** Sherlock NTYMI NUB Now That You Mention It New person to a site or game NMHJC NMP Not Much Here, Just Chilling Not My Problem NOY Not Online Yet NTA nth Not This Again nothing NUFF NVM NMTE NMU NN Now More Than Ever Not Much, You? Not Now -or- Need NOYB NP Enough Said NeVer Mind None Of Your Business No Problem -or- Nosy Parents NTIM Not That It Matters NVNG NQA No Questions Asked NTIMM Nothing Ventured, Nothing Gained NNCIMINTFZ Not Now Chief, I’m In The F ***in’ Zone NQOCD NR Not That It Matters Much NW Not Quite Our Class Dear Nice Roll NTK No Way Nice To Know NWAL NWR NYC NNR Need Not Respond NTM Nerd Without A Life Not Work Related Not Your Concern NNWW NO NRG Not That Much Nudge, Nudge, Wink, Wink Not Online Energy NTMU NRN NS Nice To Meet You No Reply Necessary Nice Set NTTAWWT no praw 60 Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That NYCFS New York City Finger Salute no problem SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 61
Slide 33: O O Opponent -or- Over O Original Character -orOwn Character OM-OS Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 OC OMB Oh My Buddha OO Over and Out OAO Over And Out OCD OMDB OMFG OMG OATUS OAUS OB Obsessive Compulsive Disorder Over My Dead Body Oh My F***ing God Oh My God OOAK OOC One Of A Kind Out Of Character -or- Out Of Control On A Totally Unrelated Subject On An Unrelated Subject Obligatory ODTAA OIC One Damn Thing After Another Oh, I See OOF OOI OICU812 OK OL OMIK Out Of Facility Out Of Interest OBE Oh I See, You Ate One Too All Correct Old Lady Open Mouth, Insert Keyboard Overcome By Events OML OBO Oh My Lord OOO OOS Out Of Office Out Of Stock Or Best Offer OMW ONID OBTW On My Way Oh No I Didn’t Oh By The Way OLL OnLine Love OOTB OLN OLO OBX Old Battle Axe OnLine Netiquette Only Laughed Once ONNA Out Of The Box -orOut Of The Blue Oh No, Not Again OOTC ONNTA ONUD Obligatory On Topic Comment Oh No, Not This Again Oh No You Didn’t OM OSIF Oh Sh** I Forgot Old Man 62 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 63
Slide 34: O OSINTOT Oh Sh** I Never Thought Of That On The Phone P OTP P Partner P-PD Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 PAW PB Parents Are Watching Potty Break OST OT OTT On Second Thought Off Topic Over The Top P&C Private & Confidential OTTOMH OTW Off The Top Of My Head Off The Wall P-ZA Pizza PBB Parent Behind Back OTASOIC P2C2E Owing To A Slight Oversight In Construction OUSU Process Too Complicated To Explain PBEM PBJ Play By EMail Peanut Butter and Jelly -or- Pretty Boy Jock OTC Oh, You Shut Up P2U4URAQTP Over The Counter OWTTE OZ Peace To You For You Are A Cutie Pie OTF Or Words To That Effect Off The Floor -or- On The phone (Fone) P911 PA PC Parent Alert Parent Alert Personal Computer -or- Politically Correct Australia OTH OTL PCM PD Off The Hook Out To Lunch Please Call Me Public Domain OTOH PDA PAL On The Other Hand Parents Are Listening Personal Digital Assistant -or- Public Display of Affection PDOMA PANS Pretty Awesome New Stuff Pulled Directly Out Of My Ass 64 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 65
Slide 35: P PDQ PDS Pretty Darn Quick Pointy Haired Stupidvisor P PHS pix pictures -or- photos PI-PO Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 PIAPS Please Don’t Shout Problem Exists Between Chair And Computer Pig In A Pant Suit PLO Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth PMIGBOM Peace, Love, Out PMJI PML PEBCAC PIBKAC Problem Is Between Keyboard And Chair PLOKTA Pardon My Jumping In Pissing Myself Laughing Press Lots Of Keys To Abort PEBCAK PICNIC Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard Problem In Chair, Not In Computer PLOS Parents Looking Over Shoulder PMP Peeing My Pants PEEP PIF People Engaged and Empowered for Peace Paid In Full PLS PLZ PM PMSL Please Please Personal Message -or- Private Message Pissed MySelf Laughing peeps PFA PIMP PNATMBC Peeing In My Pants Pay No Attention To Man Behind the Curtain people Pulled From Ass -orPlease Find Attached PIMPL PIN PIR Peeing In My Pants Laughing Person In Need Parent In Room PNCAH Please, No Cursing Allowed Here PMBI PMF PFC Pardon My Butting In Pardon My French -or- Pure Freaking Magic PND Pretty F***ing Cold Possibly Not Definitely -orPersonal Navigation Device phat PHB Pretty Hot And Tempting Pointy Haired Boss PITA PO Piss Off Pain In The Ass PITMEMBOAM PMFJI Peace In The Middle East My Brother Of Another Mother Pardon Me For Jumping In POAHF Put On A Happy Face 66 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 67
Slide 36: P POAK Passed Out At Keyboard People P PP PU That Stinks PU-PW Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 POMS PONA POS Parent Over My Shoulder Person Of No Account Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh** PPL Pay-Per-Lead -or- People puter PVP computer Player Versus Player pron porn PRW PS Parents Are Watching Post Script PWAS Prayer Wheels Are Spinning POSC PWCB pwn own Piece Of Sh** Computer Person Will Call Back POSSLQ PSA Persons of the Opposite Sex Sharing Living Quarters Public Service Announcement PSO POTATO Product Superior to Operator pwnt PWP owned Plot, What Plot? Person Over Thirty Acting Twenty One PTH Prime Tanning Hours POTS Plain Old Telephone System -or- Pat On The Shoulder PTMM PTP Please Tell Me More Pardon The Pun POTUS POV President of the United States Point Of View PTPOP Pat The Pissed Off Primate 68 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 69
Slide 37: Q Q2C QC Quick To Cum Quality Control R QS QT Quit Scrolling Cutie are are you going? R-RH Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 r RBTL r u goin Read Between The Lines QFT Quoted For Truth -orQuit F***ing Talking QYB Remote Control Rectal Cranial Inversion Regards -or- Reply -or- Hello Again RC Quit Your Bitching Hellooooo... R U there? R&D RCI RE Quit Laughing Reply QL QLS Are you there? Research & Development Rest & Relaxation REHI RFD RFR RFS Hi Again “day” Quote Of The Day Request For Discussion Really F***ing Rich Really F***ing Soon R&R QOTD QQ Read And Enjoyed, But No Comment Remotely Activated Trojan RAEBNC Quick Question -or- Cry More RAT RGR Roger RB@Ya RBAY Rank Has Its Privileges RoundHouse Kick RHIP RHK Right Back at Ya Right Back At You 70 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 71
Slide 38: R RIYL Recommended If You Like Right to Keep and Bear Arms Real Life Right Now Reply Not Necessary Rolling On Floor Laughing R RN ROTGLMAO RNN Rolling On The Ground Laughing My Ass Off Reason To Be Single RO-RT Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 RTBS RKBA ROFL ROR Right On The Money Role Playing Games Return Receipt reQuested haR haR haR (instead of LOL) Real Soon Now Repondez S’il Vous Plait Real Time Returning To Base (home) Read The Bloody Manual ROTM RPG RTFAQ RTFF Read The FAQ RL Read The F***ing FAQ Read The F***ing Manual Read The F***ing Question Release The Hounds Return To Keyboard Real Life Conference Real Life Friend Remake RLCO RLF RM Raffing Out Roud (in scooby-doo dialect) RRQ RTFM ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off Rolling On The Floor Laughing My F***ing Ass Off RRR RTFQ ROTFLMAO RSN RTH RTK RMETTH Rolling My Eyes To The Heavens ROTFLMFAO RSVP Read My Lips Baby Reading My Mind Again Read My Mail Man RMLB RMMA Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud ROTFLOL RT RTM or RTFM RTB Read The Manual -or- Read The F***ing Manual Read The Silly Manual RMMM ROTGL RTSM Rolling On The Ground Laughing RTBM Right Thing To Say Dude RTTSD 72 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 73
Slide 39: R Read The Whole F***ing Question Are You? S RUS Are You Serious? Are You SOS (in trouble)? Are You There? Are You Up For It? Smile Send To Receive S-SE Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 RTWFQ S Sorry ‘Bout It Sorry, Being Thick Again Small Bald Unaudacious Goal Sorry, Could Not Resist Scottie Doesn’t Know -orSoftware Developer’s Kit wait a second SBI RU RUSOS S2R SBTA RU/18 Are You Over 18? RUT S2U S4B S4L Same To You SBUG Are You F***ing Kidding Me? Are You Horny? RUFKM RUUP4IT RX Sh** for Brains Spam For Life SCNR SDK RUH Regards RUMCYMHMD RYFM RYO RYS SADAD Are You on Medication Cause You Must Have Missed a Dose Read Your Friendly Manual Suck A Dick And Die sec Roll Your Own RUMORF Mom Stay At Home Mom Said Enough Darling Sh** Eating Grin SED SEG SEP Are You Male OR Female? Are You Nuts? Are You OK? Read Your Screen SAHM SAIA RUNTS RUOK Somebody Else’s Problem Stupid Asses In Action Surpassing All Previous Foul Ups Stand By 74 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary SAPFU Smiling Ear To Ear Scientifically Engineered Wild Ass Guess SETE SEWAG SB www.spectorsoft.com 75
Slide 40: S SF Surfer Friendly -orScience Fiction Spelling Is Correct Sitting In Chair Laughing Sitting In Chair Snickering Seriously Impaired Imagination S SIC skater skater SK-SO Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 sk8er sk8r SL SMB SME Suck My Balls So Far As I Am Aware Smiling From Ear To Ear Stupid Four Letter Acronym Stop F***ing Talking To Me SFAIAA SFETE SFLA SICL Subject Matter Expert Send Me E-Mail Shaking My Head Send Me an Instant Message Small Matter of Programming SICS SII Second Life SMEM SMH SLAP Sounds Like A Plan Sounds Like A Winner Smart Little Rich Kid See Last Mail Sticking Leeches On Myself Something Like That SFTTM SFX SIL Sister-In-Law SLAW SMIM Sound Effects -orStage Effects Skiing In Powder SIP SIT SLIRK SLM SMOP smt Sh** Happens SH Stay In Touch Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage something SITCOM SLOM SHB Should Have Been Situation Normal, All F***ed Up Sensitive New Age Guy Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager Significant Other SNAFU quiet Slap Head In Disgust See How Much I Love You shhh SHID Still In The Dark Suck It Up Pussy Shove It Up Your Ass SITD SLT SM SNAG SIUP Senior Moment Send Me An Instant Message SNERT SHMILY SIUYA SMAIM SO 76 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 77
Slide 41: S Son Of a B*tch Stressed Out Big Time Sh** Or Get Off the Pot S Standard Operating Procedure Straight or Gay SS-SU Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 SOB SOP SOBT SorG SOS SOT Someday Soon, Everything Will Be Acronyms Subject Says It All SSEWBA STS So To Speak Search The Web STW SOGOP SOH SSIA Same Old Sh** -or- help Short On Time STBY STD Speak To You Soon Shut Up Sh** Up A Creek Shut Up And Kiss Me Super Finger -or- Shut Up F***ing Imbecile STYS SU Sucks To Be You Sense Of Humor Sense Of Humor Failure Self Owning Idiot SOHF SOI Short On Time, Must Go Speaking Of Which -orStatement Of Work Sorry Standing Room Only seriously Super Sexy Cute SOTMG SOW Seal The Deal -or- Sexually Transmitted Disease Shut The F*** Up Search The F***ing Web something Spank The Monkey SUAC STFU SUAKM SUFI SOIAR sok Sit On It And Rotate soz STFW it’s ok Sh** Out of Luck someone Sick Of Me Yet Snake Out Of Your Ass SRO sth SUFID SOL srsly SSC Screwing Up Face In Disgust STM some1 SOMY SUL sup sux Snooze You Lose STPPYNOZGTW SSDD Stop Picking Your Nose, Get To Work what’s up? sucks SOOYA Same Sh** Different Day Straight STR8 78 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 79
Slide 42: S Shut Up You Fool Scientific Wild Ass Guess -and- SoftWare And Giveaways Sealed (or Sent) With A Kiss T See What I Mean? See What I’m Saying Screaming With Laughter T-TB Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 SUYF SWIM Terms & Conditions Talk At You Later Thanks Again T&C TANSTAAFL SWAG SWIS SWL T@YL TA There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Lunch TAP Take A Pill Things Are Really F***ed Up SWAK TARFU SWMBO SWU SYL She Who Must Be Obeyed TABOOMA SWALBCAKWS Take A Bite Out Of My Ass TAS Sealed With A Lick Because A Kiss Won’t Stick So What’s Up See You Later See You Soon See You Tomorrow That’s All, Folks That’s All For Now TAF Taking A Shower TAW TBA TBC Sealed With A Loving Kiss So What Do You Think? SWALK TAFN Teachers Are Watching SYS To Be Advised To Be Continued SWDYT SYT s^ sweet<3 SWF TBD TAH Take A Hike sweetheart To Be Determined what’s up? TBE Single White Female Thick Between Ears That’s A Knee Slapper There Ain’t No Justice TAKS TANJ TBH To Be Honest Try Before You Buy TBYB 80 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 81
Slide 43: T Take Care Trouble Came Back Take Care Of Yourself Too Darn Many Talk Dirty To Me T Thanks For Nothing -or- Til Further Notice Thanks For Sharing -or- Three Finger Salute TI-TM Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 TC TFN Tongue In Cheek Think I Give A Sh** Tell It Like It Is There Is No Gravity, The Earth Sucks That Is Not What I Said TIC TKU4UK TCB TFS TIGAS TILII Thank You For Your Kindness TCOY TDM Three Letter Acronym Tender Loving Care The List Goes On That’s Life In The Big City Talk To You Later TLA TLC TFTHAOT Thanks For The Help Ahead Of Time TINGTES TLGO TDTM Thanks For The Thought Traffic TFTT TFX TINWIS TISC TISL TLITBC TEOTWAWKI The End Of The World As We Know It That’s For Darn Sure Thread From Hell Thanks For Letting Me Share Thanks From Me The F***ing Manual Is Unreadable TFDS TFH TGAL This Is So Cool TLK2UL8R TM Think Globally, Act Locally That Girl/Guy has Got To Go TGGTG TGIF This Is So Lame This Is So Not Cool That Is So Not Fair That Is So Not True To Come Trust Me Too Many Acronyms TISNC TISNF TMA TMI TFLMS Thank God It’s Friday Thanks THX or TX or THKS TIA Too Much Information TFM TISNT TK Too Much Sh** Going On TMSGO TFMIU Thanks In Advance TMTOWTDI TIAIL Think I Am In Love There’s More Than One Way To Do It 82 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 83
Slide 44: T TNA TNC TNT Temporarily Not Available T TP Team Player -or- TelePort TS-TT Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 TSNF That’s So Not Fair Tough Son Of a B*tch Tongue In Cheek The Phone Company That’s Pretty Stupid The Powers That Be Total Quality Management The Rest Are Mine Tears Running Down My Cheeks triple w true TPC TPS TSOB Trying To Keep a Straight Face Ta Ta MOFO Text To Speech That’s The Ticket -or- To The Top -orThought That Too TTKSF TTMF TTS Til Next Time Trying Not To Laugh Thanks TNTL TNX TPTB TQM Totally Stuck in RAM -or- Totally Stupid Rules TSR TTT TSRA Two Shakes of a Rat’s Ass to go nookleer to explode TRAM Big Tease TT TTTHTFAL Talk To The Hand The Face Ain’t Listening There Oughta Be A Law This Oughta Be Good Tomorrow Til Our Paths Cross Again Tons Of Time Thinking Of You TOBAL TOBG TOM TRDMC TTA Tap That Ass To The Best Of My Knowledge Time To Totally Kick Ass To Tell The Truth Talk To You Later Talk To You A While From Now Talk To You Later -orType To You Later TTTKA TTTT tripdub troo TS TTBOMK TOPCA TOT Ta Ta For Now Time to Go TTFN TTG TTUL Tough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks TTYAWFN TSIA TSIF This Says It All TTIOT TOY Thank Science It’s Friday The Truth Is Out There TTYL 84 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 85
Slide 45: T Talk To You Tomorrow U Text Instant Message U-UR Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 TTYT TXT IM You are you up? You Will You Too u TVM4YEM Thank You Very Much For Your E-Mail TXT MSG TY text message u up U-L U2 You’ve Got To Be Kidding User-Generated Content UG2BK UGC TWHAB TWHE This Won’t Hurt A Bit Thank You Turn Your CAPS LOCK Off There You Go Thank You Very Much unPC unPolitically Correct TYCLO TYG The Walls Have Ears You Need To Chill Out Are You OK? Under Promise Over Deliver you are You Are Too Kind UNTCO UOK TWIMC To Whom It May Concern TYVM EAT you ate? Unique Buying State TWITA UPOD That’s What I’m Talking About u8 That Was Interesting, Wasn’t It? Thanks TWIWI ur UBS UR2K TXS UCWAP Up a Creek Without A Paddle You’d Hate To Be Me URAPITA URSAI URW You Are A Pain In The Ass UDH82BME UDM You Are Such An Idiot You Are Welcome You’re the Man 86 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 87
Slide 46: U You Are Wise You Are Too Wise For Me yours Unique Selling Proposition You Tell Me Unpleasant Visual You Wish I Was You V Very Big Grin V-VW Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 URWS VBG VBS VC Very Sad Face Very Well Done Very Well Played VSF URYY4M URZ USP Very Big Smile VWD VWP Venture Capital Vaya Con Dios, Amigo Very Evil Grin VCDA VEG UTM UV UWIWU $ Value For Money Vegan -or- Vegetarian Voice Mail Virtual Reality Bull Sh** VFM VGN VM VRBS 88 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 89
Slide 47: W what’s up? W When All Else Fails What A F***ing Bitch What A F***ing Mess Warm And Fuzzies WB-WI Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 w’s^ W/ WAEF Write Back Soon What ‘Bout You? Who Cares Who Cares Anyway Well Done Who Died And Left You In Charge? Woopie Doo Da Dey With Due Respect WBS What Did You Say? What Do You Think? Whatever Wicked Evil Grin We Eat This Sh** Up Way Fun Works For Me Wicked Grin Who Gives A Flying F*** WDYS With WAFB WBU WC WDYT WE WAFM WAFS WAG WAI TGIF Weekend Without We Own the Other Team women for men WCA WD WEG W/E Wild Ass Guess WETSU WF W/O What An Idiot WDALYIC w00t WAK What A Kiss Web Application Meets Brick And Mortar WDDD WDR WDT WFM WG w4m W8 W9 WAMBAM Wait Wife in room What Are You Doing? Where Are You Now? Welcome Back -or- Write Back WAYD WGAFF Who Does That? WAYN WB What Do You Mean? WDYM WIBAMU Without A Doubt WAD WDYMBT Well, I’ll Be A Monkey’s Uncle What Do You Mean By That? Wouldn’t It Be Nice If WIBNI 90 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 91
Slide 48: W What’s In It For Me Will Comply Woe Is Me Work In Process world Winning Is So Pleasurable Wordsmith In Training W Would Like to Meet In Real Life WO-WT Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 WIIFM WILCO WIM WIP WLMIRL We Own the Other Team With Out Papers woot WOP Want To Buy What The F*** WTB WMHGB WTF Where Many Have Gone Before WOTAM Wash My Mouth Out With Soap Wet My Pants Laughing WMMOWS Waste Of Time And Money WTFDYJS What The F*** Did You Just Say? Way To F***ing Go, Dumb Ass wirld WISP WIT WMPL Word Of The Day Well Played With Regard To -orWith Respect To where are you? What Are You Doing? WOTD WP WTFGDA WNOHGB Where No One Has Gone Before WRT What The F***ing Hell WTFH WTFWYCM Work Of Art Wise Old Guy Word Of Mouse Waste Of Money, Brains And Time Well Off Older Folks WOA WITFITS wru Why The F*** Would You Call Me? What In The F*** Is This Sh** WOG WRUD Way To Go Want To Go Private? What The Heck White Trash Headline Of the Week WTG What In The World Wrap It Up way cool WITW WIU WOM WTGP WTH WRUDATM WOMBAT What Are You Doing At The Moment? wkewl WOOF Without Thinking -orWhat The -or- Who The WT WTHOW 92 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 93
Slide 49: W Way Too Much Information What Then Now? -or- Who Then Now? W was WY-WY Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 WTMI wuz wuz4dina wuzup WWJD WYM What do You Mean? WTN What’s for dinner? women What’s Your Problem? What’s Your Real Name? Whatever You Say wymyn WYP WTS what’s up? What Would Jesus Do? What Would Satan Do? Where Were You? Weather Will You Call Me? What You Doing? Would You F*** Me? Want To Sell WYRN WYS Where The Sun Don’t Shine When The Sh** Hits The Fan WTSDS WWSD WWY WX WTSHTF WYSILOB What You See Is A Load of Bullocks What You See Is What You Get WTTM WYSIWYG WYSLPG WYT Without Thinking Too Much WYCM WYD What’s Up WU What You See Looks Pretty Good WUF Whatever You Think Wish You Were Here Where You From WYFM WYWH Wish You Were Here WUWH WYGISWYPF WUWHIMA Wish You Were Here In My Arms What You Get Is What You Pay For 94 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 95
Slide 50: X X-I-10 XLNT Exciting Excellent Why? -or- Yes Y Y Yet Another Unix Nerd You’ve Been F***ed You’ll Be Sorry Yeah Baby Yeah You Bet Your Sweet Ass Y-YG Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 YAUN YA Yet Another YBF par don Excuse Me Hugs and Kisses Exquisite Ecstasy Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo) YA yaya YBS YABA XME YBY Yet Another Bloody Acronym YBYSA YCT XOXO XQZT XTC Yet Another Calendar Company You Asked For It You Got It YACC Your Comment To YAFIYGI You Don’t Know Me Young Experimenting Perfection Seekers You Gotta Be Kidding You Gotta Be Sh**ing Me You’re Gonna Love This You’ve Got To Be Kidding YDKM YEPPIES dixie You Ain’t Just Whistling Dixie YGBK YAJWD YGBSM YGLT YAOTM Yet Another Off Topic Message YGTBK 96 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 97
Slide 51: Y You Get What You Pay For You Have Mail Yours In Christ Yes, I Understand Yes, I Will Go Private You Know What? You Know What I Mean Your Mother You May Already Know Your Mileage May Vary You Never Know You’re On Your Own Y Yeah Right You’re Running on Your Own Cuckoo Clock You Stinker You’re Such A Nerd why should i wait? Why Should I Care? You Should Know Yeah, Sure You Do You’re The Best Yeah That’s Right, Now What? You Telling The Truth? YU-YY Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 YGWYPF YHM YIC YR YUPPIES YW Young Urban Professionals YRYOCC You’re Welcome YS YWIA YY4U You’re Welcome In Advance YIU YSAN Too Wise For You Yeah Yeah Sure Sure Whatever YIWGP YKW ysdiw8 YSIC YSK YYSSW YKWIM YM YSYD YTB YMAK YMMV YNK YTRNW YOYO YTTT 98 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 99
Slide 52: Z zerg To gang up on someone High Five ^ ^5 ^ Index Intro Key Misc A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z ^ 100 ZMG or ZOMG Oh My God Look Read Up Please Snooze ZZZ ^RUP^ ^URS Sleeping, Bored, Tired Up Yours 100 SpectorSoft Lingo Dictionary www.spectorsoft.com 101
Slide 53: ‘Internet Lingo’ Dictionary 01. 8 Oral sex 02. 1337 Elite -or- leet -or- L337 03. 143 I love you 04. 182 I hate you 05. 1174 Nude club 06. 420 Marijuana 07. 459 I love you 08. ADR Address 09. AEAP As Early As Possible 10. ALAP As Late As Possible 11. ASL Age/Sex/Location 12. CD9 parents are around 13. C-P Sleepy 14. F2F Face-to-Face 15. GNOC Get Naked On Cam 16. GYPO Get Your Pants Off 17. HAK Hugs And Kisses 18. ILU I Love You 19. IWSN I Want Sex Now 20. J/O Jerking Off 21. KOTL Kiss On The Lips 22. KFY Kiss For You 23. KPC Keeping Parents Clueless 24. LMIRL Let’s Meet In Real Life 25. MOOS Member Of The Opposite Sex 26. MOSS Member(s) Of The Same Sex 27. MorF Male or Female 28. MOS Mom Over Shoulder 29. MPFB My Personal F*** Buddy 30. NALOPKT Not A Lot Of People Know That 31. NIFOC Nude In Front Of The Computer 32. NMU Not Much, You? 33. P911 Parent Alert 34. PAL Parents Are Listening 35. PAW Parents Are Watching 36. PIR Parent In Room 37. POS Parent Over Shoulder -or- Piece Of Sh** 38. pron porn 39. Q2C Quick To Cum 40. RU/18 Are You Over 18? 41. RUMORF Are You Male OR Female? 42. RUH Are You Horny? 43. S2R Send To Receive 44. SorG Straight or Gay 45. TDTM Talk Dirty To Me 46. WTF What The F*** 47. WUF Where You From 48. WYCM Will You Call Me? 49. WYRN What’s Your Real Name? 50. zerg To gang up on someone 51. 2nite Tonight 52. AWGTHTGTTA Are We Going To Have To Go Through This Again 53. banana code word for penis 54. B4YKI Before You Know It 55. BRB Be Right Back 56. BRT Be Right There 57. CWYL Chat With You Later 58. CYT See You Tomorrow 59. DIAF Die In A Fire 60. DOC Drug Of Choice 61. E123 Easy as One, Two, Three 62. EM Excuse Me 63. EOD End Of Day -or- End Of Discussion 64. FAH F***ing A Hot 65. FB F*** Buddy 66. FOAF Friend Of A Friend 67. GLBT Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, Transgender 68. HBU How Bout You? 69. HUYA Head Up Your Ass 70. I&I Intercourse & Inebriation 71. IDGI I Don’t Get It -or- I Don’t Get Involved 72. IMEZRU I Am Easy, Are You? 73. IMNSHO In My Not So Humble Opinion 74. J/C Just Checking 75. kitty code word for vagina 76. L8R Later TOP 100 77. LD Long Distance -orLater Dude 78. LMK Let Me Know 79. LOL Laughing Out Loud -or- Lots of Love 80. N-A-Y-L In A While 81. NAZ Name, Address, Zip (also means Nasdaq) 82. NM Never Mind -orNothing Much -or- Nice Move 83. OLL OnLine Love 84. OMW On My Way 85. OTP On The Phone 86. QT Cutie 87. RN Right Now 88. ROTFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing 89. RU Are You? 90. SITD Still In The Dark 91. SMEM Send Me E-Mail 92. SMIM Send Me an Instant Message 93. SO Significant Other 94. SOHF Sense Of Humor Failure 95. SWDYT So What Do You Think? 96. TOM Tomorrow 97. TS Tough Sh** -or- Totally Stinks 98. TTFN Ta Ta For Now 99. ur you are 100. WFM Works For Me Source: netlingo.com